How to Work Your First SXSW Like a Serial SXSW-er

by Larry Chiang

I feel for SXSW virgins. Your first time does not feel so good.

At my job, I started a company that removes virginity in a painless process that is fun, hilarious and semi-pleasurable.  Did I spell pleasure-able right?? Well, I take my SXSW cherry popping responsibilities seriously even though you think I am joking.

I tell two kinds of truths. Boring credit score truths. And truths that sound like a joke to foreign people, but are not.